Showing posts with label isfahan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label isfahan. Show all posts

Monday, February 15, 2010

Isfahan and the smelly vaginal Jazerra

A normal shop at Isfahan city, iran
the main square where all the tourist attractions are

the carpark of the main square

a poster that is considered extremely westernised in Isfahan


WTF WTF WTF!!!!!! out of the nowhere my flight got cancelled!!!! no email, no call!!!!... no sms!!! NOTHING!@!#@!%$@!$ U smelly vagina , suck my ass-hair Jazerra airways!!!!!!! Jazerra airways is a piece of shit....

n there i was at isfahan airport stranding like a piece of just fallen shit... no one can speak proper english except the airport manager whose accent pisses me off too!! no representatives from the airline!!.. nothing!!! i realli panicked.. there are only a few flights each day, mostly internal flights n i have to reach abu dhabi the next day morning!!! or i will miss my abu dhabi-singapore flight!... n my visa is only for 7 days n that's my 7th day!... i dunno what will happen if my visa expired n i m still in Iran...

so i fuck it n flew to Tehran... those bastards still want to squeeze my money by having a huge difference in exchange rates for my USD... i wish ur sons have dicks grow in their ears!


At the international Airport.. the smelly vagina emirates airlines ppl say i cant buy the tickets there!! WTF... ?!! wat's the use of them in the airport!?!@!! smelly vagina!!!... they ask me to call straight to dubai n buy tickets through the phone.... but THIS IS IRAN!!...the phone connection is shit!!! SHIT SHITSHITSHIHTISHTIHS....i cant call through n listen to a full sentence of english properly!!

the only out now is to fuck my Abudhabi ticket n fly straight out of Iran to KL... n that cost me 580 USD....but the shit thing is i only brought 500 USD to iran !!!! i fucking panicked like nuts already but the counter guy keep rushing me for money to pay as the flight is 45 mins away n i havent check in or go through immigration!!... FUCK!! i have no time to think.... my mind is in a fucking blank!!.... shd i pay or not? or wait for a flight to dubai the next day n rush to abu dhabi? how how how?!@ plus i have no money n i cant use Credit cards!!..

luckily!!! WU HUI's family thought i m her bf den gave me 250 euros worth of ang pao (offerings to younger ppl from parents during chinese new yr)!!... WOOOO and just nice i got 580 USD!!! i still have a few bucks left to drink coffee!! FUCK JAZERRA!

Isfahan and the erected Iranian Dick

Isfahan sign board which i dont know what it means
the most famous mosque in ISfahan


I went Couchsurfing again in Isfahan and get to know Madry... Went to his house and rest and once again began some small talk... i got some postcards from some parts of europe so i just show him .... to MY UTTER DISBELIEF, he was aroused by a postcard!!! like wTF?! it wasnt even a real human being in the postcard!! its just some random painted cartoon chicken holding a Heineken Beer!!!....like dat also can erect ???.... n i didnt even purposely go look at his dick..... his erection is so power that the action is seriously unmissable .. i reckon either his dick is fucking long or he didnt wear underwear at all

met up with 2 spanish girls form Basque area, Osasuna. Nice girls but not as hot as i expected.

Went back to Madry's place and had some small chat. Madry another cousin came and we started to dance some Iranian music.

Strange shit happend at night. surprising Madry asked one of the girls for sex!! and the weird thing is she agreed!!! OMG... the worst shit is i like to sleep on my right n they have sex on the right!!! WTF..... Madry's body smell is such a pungent smell... it's like rotten lamb smell....

the next day i asked the other spanish ger if she will have sex with the cousin or not since the cousin also approached her(only diff is he doesnt speak english)... she said she doesnt mind at all since they are so sexually deprived! WTF